trickymintty:

Why this pic remind me about Dracula???

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

bisexualpiratequeen:

The Bisexual Agenda:

8am: get woken up by cats.

9am: eat breakfast

10am: start writing.

1pm: Lunch

2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts

3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone

4pm: tv and book

7pm: dinner

11pm: bed

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

arrest-the-scarf:

jaredpotterloki:

when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just

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#I don’t blog that much hp because it would be like blogging about having feet

"How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?"

Virginia Woolf, Selected Essays (via elvenism)

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light"

Turkish Proverb (via hooking)

cramp:

i hate getting up in the morning, my bed is warm and my soul is cold

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot